Back in February I came across a deal that allowed for me to create my own custom greeting card online, for just the cost of postage. I’d already got my other half a Valentines day card and had no birthdays or the like coming up, so wasn’t sure what to do with it. In the end I went for getting the other half an extra Valentines card, but with a twist…I thought about writing a silly poem, making it flirty and dirty, going cute…in the end I went with humour, because my other half and I share the same sense of humour completely. We’re mean to each other, because it amuses us. Yeah, it’s not to everyones taste but it works for us haha.

Tonight I came across a site called CardsDirect.com who also create custom photo cards, and this reminded me of the Valentines card and got me thinking about what other personalised cards it would be fun to send each other – and I have decided I want a card from him when I reach my goal weight! I already have the ‘perfect’ card in my head, it’ll have a picture of me at my goal weight, all posing and pert like and looking hot like after they have had the makeovers on The Biggest Loser and the caption will read ‘Congratulations, you’re not fat now!’, haha. The best part is, if I actually sent him the link to CardsDirect.com and told him I wanted a goal weight card, I get he’d come up with a very similar idea…only knowing him he’d go a bit meaner, and rather than a picture of me looking slim and hot, he’d go for one of me looking beastly